Laying the SmackDown
With Andrew B.
Welcome everyone to the return of Laying the SmackDown with Andrew B. Tonight we look at the fallout from TLC as we have special appearances from Randy Orton, John Cena & Daniel Bryan. Plus Jack Swagger will battle Big E Langston in a non-title bout. Plus The Rhodes Brothers will be in a non-title match against the Wyatt Family. Also former partners collide as Tensai battles Brodus Clay so let’s start right now.
The show starts with highlights from RAW & then Lilian Garcia announced Randy Orton to the live crowd. Orton said at TLC he cemented his legacy in the most monumental match in the history of the WWE. He defeated John Cena to become the first WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Orton then complained that he was not rewarded by the Authority but that he was put in a match the next night with an undeserving troll Daniel Bryan. Orton claimed he beat Bryan on RAW and then left John Cena laying in the middle of the ring when he came to the save Bryan. He says he is the Champion of Champions & says he doesn’t give a damn. Cena then comes out & Orton tells Cena that he could feel the jealousy oozing out of his pores, and it is pathetic. Orton says the spotlight was on Cena but now it is on him. Cena said TLC was historic because of the two Championships that Orton now holds, and if you don’t want to be a champion, there’s a door you can get the hell out of. Cena said he wanted to hit him with some truth, and now all eyes are on him. Cena said everyone is watching him, and he can’t get away anything anymore. Cena asked him how he wanted to be remembered. As a champion of champions, or the coward we saw Monday Night. Orton said he did what he had to do to win, & Cena tells him that Bryan won by disqualification. Cena said he said for weeks that Orton always takes the easy way out, and he showed up at TLC and became a man, but it lasted for less than one night. Orton said he sees what Cena is trying to do, but it doesn’t matter, and Bryan is not getting another shot. He says Bryan doesn’t deserve it & Cena doesn’t even deserve to be in the same ring as him as Daniel Bryan comes out now. Bryan says he gets why Orton did what he did Monday Night, and he gets why he won’t give him another rematch. It’s because Randy Orton is afraid. Orton is afraid that once he beats him, that all the myths Randy has been told since he was little kid about being better than everyone will fall apart. Orton is afraid to admit that he doesn’t deserve to be called the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Bryan said he made his peace with it, and he knows Cena will win his rematch and live up to his word and give him a real shot. Orton said that will never happen, because the Authority won’t allow it. Bryan asked the crowd if he was the face of the company, and said they can say it louder than he can. He screamed No! And the crowd followed along with him. The Shield’s music & they come to the ring through the crowd. Bryan and Cena stood in the ring ready to fight as Orton left but CM Punk comes out. They stand in the ring with the Shield on the outside as Vickie comes out & makes a 6 man tag main event for the night as we go to break.
Back from break & the Real Americans are in the ring as Colter has a sign that says Deport Santa Claus. Zeb Colter is on commentary.
Match 1: Jack Swagger vs. Big E Langston in a Non-Title Match:
The match starts off slow with a lock up & then back & forth as Langston hit a leap frog that was cool. Swagger end up taking control & locking in a bear hug but Langston comes back. Towards the end Cesaro tried to interfere but Henry prevented that from happening. Big E then hit Swagger with the Big Ending for the win in 3 minutes.
Winner: Big E Langston
Match Rating: ** out of 5
Backstage AJ Lee & Tamina are walking as Tamina is in action after the break.
Match 2: Tamina Snuka vs. Brie Bella:
AJ Lee is on commentary. Tamina goes for a lockup, but Brie kicks her down before hitting a running cross-body block for a quick count. Brie then sidesteps her and throws her out of the ring. Brie then baseball slides her down again. Tamina gets in the ring, and she blocks a kick from Brie. Brie then slaps her in the face. Brie ducks a clothesline and goes for a cross-body block, but Tamina catches her and body slams her down. Tamina is in control working all over Brie & stopping every chance Brie gets to fight back. Brie comes back with a running knee to the face. Brie hits a pair of dropkicks before being pushed to the corner. Tamina runs into a boot, and Brie takes her down with a missile dropkick for a near fall. Tamina regains control with a super kick for a near fall. Tamina goes for the Superfly Splash but Brie gets the knees up & cradles her for the win in 3 minutes.
Winner: Brie Bella
Match Rating: ** out of 5
After the match Brie goes over & shoves AJ Lee down as we go to break.
Back from break & Drew McIntyre is in the ring.
Match 3: Sin Cara vs. Drew McIntyre:
The bell rings and McIntyre immediately begins to take it to Cara & sends him into the ropes but Cara holds on. McIntyre charges at him but Cara sends him sends him to the outside & hits an over the top rope senton bomb. They go back in the ring & Cara hits a springboard cross-body for a near fall. McIntyre quickly kicks him in the knee and gives him a front suplex on the top rope. McIntyre takes control but he runs into a back elbow. Cara kicks him in the corner and catches him with a modified springboard arm drag. McIntyre then misses a clothesline and Cara lays him out with a head-scissor takeover. McIntyre then reverses a throw but Cara comes back with a springboard back elbow for a near fall. In the end Cara hits him with a Falling Star for the win in 2 minutes.
Winner: Sin Cara
Match Rating: * ¾ out of 5
Match 4: Tensai vs. Brodus Clay:
The match starts & Tensai immediately begins punching away at Clay. Tensai puts him in the corner just attacks with head-butts him & punches followed by an uppercut. Tensai clotheslines him before going for a senton splash, but Clay moves. Clay is in control & hits two big splashes & mocks Tensai’s dancing. Clay goes for a third big splash, but his music hits. The Funkadactyls come out to the stage dancing. Xavier Woods then comes out to the stage dancing. Tensai then rolls Clay up for the win after 2 minutes.
Match Rating: * ½ out of 5
After the bout, Clay flips out and attacks Tensai. Woods runs down to the ring, to make the save & hits Clay with Honor Roll & Clay bails as The Funkadactyls get in the ring, and they dance with Woods and Tensai as Clay looks on mad as we go to break.
Match 5: The Rhodes Brothers vs. The Wyatt Family:
Rowan and Goldust had a stare down start off & Rowan takes control & tags in Harper but Goldust comes back. Cody gets tagged in & trades blows with Harper. Cody hit a clothesline and tags in his brother. Harper ends up taking control of Goldust & tags in Rowan as Goldust takes the baby face beat down. Goldust tries to come back & goes for a cross body but misses & rolls to the outside in front of Bray Wyatt as we go to break. Back from break & Harper is working over Goldy. He tags in Rowan & he continues the attack of Goldust. Goldust ends up coming back & hits Rowan with a big clothesline. Rowan ends up tagging in Harper who knocks Cody off the apron before Goldust can tag him in. Goldust ends up fighting back & making the hot tag to his brother. Rhodes takes it to Harper & then Rowan runs in but Cody knocks him right back out. Harper goes for a clothesline but Rhodes ducks & hits a Disaster Kick. Rhodes ends up hitting a moonsault but Rowan breaks up the pin attempt. Goldust runs in & attacks Rowan. The Rhodes Brothers clothesline Rowan out of the ring. Eventually everyone ends up fighting outside the ring & Bray Wyatt sends Rhodes face first into the ring post. Harper brings Rhodes into the ring, and hits his finishing Clothesline for the win.
Winners: The Wyatt Family:
Match Rating: *** out of 5
After the match Bray Wyatt gets in the ring and Harper & Rowan pick Rhodes up. Wyatt is about to attack until Daniel Bryan comes out with a steel chair. Harper meets him halfway down the ramp, and Bryan hits him in the midsection with the chair. Bryan then hits Rowan in the leg with the chair. Bryan gets in the ring, but Harper rips the chair out of his hands. Bryan then kicks him in the head. Bryan then takes Wyatt down and punches away at him. Wyatt escapes, and Bryan dropkicks Rowan off the apron as a huge “YES!” chant begins & we go to break.
Back from break & Damien Sandow is standing in the ring. Sandow says he is subject to the half-witted hoopla that is Christmas. Corrupt adults asking for junk that they don’t need and ungrateful children asking for things they have not earned. Peoples’ filthy houses decorated with disgusting ornaments. Sandow asks for silence but just gets booed & says nobody in the crowd deserve Christmas. That is why this Monday he is going to personally cancel Christmas. Miz comes out & asks if Sandow is really cancelling Christmas. The Miz says he knows Santa Claus as he was in his corner on WWE Main Event. Eventually it leads to a match.
Match 6: Miz vs. Damien Sandow:
The bell rings& Sandow takes it to Miz. He goes for a back suplex but Miz flips through. Sandow runs into a back elbow, and Miz takes him down before punching away at him. Miz hits a pair of clotheslines before hitting the Reality Check. Miz ends up locking in the Figure Four Leglock. Sandow gets to the bottom rope. Miz tries to pull Sandow into the ring, but Sandow kicks him in the head. Sandow then rolls him up & grabs a handful of tights for the win after 2 minutes.
Winner: Damien Sandow
Match Rating: * ½ out of 5
Fandango is seen walking backstage with Summer Rae as we go to break.
Match 7: Fandango vs. Kofi Kingston:
The match starts off with both men going back & forth early on. Fandango danced & then beat down Kofi in a corner. Fandango then went for a knee drop from the second rope, but Kofi got out of the way. Kofi fired up and hit some chops, followed by a drop kick. He then hit the boom drop and signaled for Trouble in Paradise. Fandango ducked underneath it and both men ended up on the apron. Fandango kicked Kofi so that he was half in the ring under the bottom rope. He hit a top rope leg drop and pulled Kofi in and pinned him for the win.
Match Rating: ** ½ out of 5
Daniel Bryan is seen walking backstage when Renee Young interrupts him. She goes to ask him a question, but she stops and walks off scared. Bryan is surrounded by Harper & Rowan. Bray Wyatt calls Bryan’s name as Harper and Rowan attack him. Wyatt says they could have been friends. Wyatt kneels in front of the camera as Harper and Rowan slam Bryan off the loading bay & Wyatt sings, “Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.” & we go to break.
Back from break Daniel Bryan is being checked on backstage.
Before the next match begins, Vickie Guerrero says what happened to Daniel Bryan was unfortunate, but the show must go on & that the next match will now be a two-on-three handicap match.
Main Event: The Shield vs. CM Punk & John Cena in a Handicap Match:
CM Punk starts off against Dean Ambrose& they lock up. Punk applies a side headlock & is in control & then tags in John Cena. They send Ambrose into the ropes and Cena hits him with a dropkick for a two count. Cena is in control & tags in Punk & they hit a double suplex. Punk hits a body slam before going to the second rope for a falling forearm smash for a two count as we go to break.
Back from break & Reigns tosses Cena into the corner and put the boots to him. Rollins tagged in and continued to beat Cena down with kicks and knees. Ambrose tagged in and used a hammerlock to keep Cena from making a tag. Cena hit a back suplex and goes to tag in Punk, but Ambrose tags in Reigns. Reigns stops Cena & hits his signature Superman Punch. Reigns tags in Rollins & they hit Cena with a double-team wishbone split. Rollins works on Cena & then tags in Ambrose. Ambrose works on the hand of Cena. Ambrose tags Rollins in & he takes it to Cena & then knocks Punk off the apron. Cena tries to come back with an AA on Rollins but Rollins escapes & hits a kick to the head. Rollins puts Cena on the top rope & goes for a superplex but Cena fights him off. Rollins tags in Ambrose but Cena hits Ambrose with a tornado DDT. Cena makes the hot tag to Punk while Rollins gets tagged back in. Punk takes it to Rollins & then knocks the rest of the Shield off the apron. Punk hits a Suicide Dive to the outside followed by the running knee in the corner & top rope elbow back in the ring. Punk goes for the GTS on Rollins but Ambrose comes in & Punk takes him out. The Shield end up beating up Punk 3 on 1 until the ref rings the bell for a DQ.
Winners: CM Punk & John Cena by DQ
Match Rating: *** ½ out of 5
The Shield continues to attack Punk until John Cena runs in and clotheslines Reigns out of the ring. Cena then throws Reigns into the barricade. Cen then attacks Ambrose in the ring but then gets hit with a spear from Reigns. The Shield attack Punk & throw him out of the ring. The Shield then hits Cena with a triple powerbomb. Punk comes back in & the Shield beat him down until Big E runs in the ring. Langston throws Reigns out of the ring before clotheslining Ambrose and Rollins. Langston clotheslines Ambrose out of the ring, and he hits a running shoulder thrust to Rollins in the corner. Reigns gets back in the ring, and Langston pulls the straps down. Punk comes up from behind with a steel chair to keep Reigns away. Ambrose and Rollins pull Reigns back & The Shield leave as Langston and Punk stand tall in the ring to end the show.
What a show to return to reviewing as we had some short but decent matches & more story lines improve as we head to the rumble. The opening segment was good as I look for it to lead to a triple threat at the Royal Rumble. Swagger vs. Big E was a good but short match as I like the feud between the Real Americans vs. Mark Henry & Big E, especially if it leads to a Cesaro Spin on Henry. The Divas match was good as they tried hard & Brie is really improving in my mind. Even though Drew lost in a squash to make Sin Cara look good I was still happy to see some 3MB on SmackDown. Tensai vs. Clay was what you expect it to be & that is not a classic like HBK vs. Bret Hart but more of a kill me now like JTG vs. David Otunga. The tag match was good as I love how WWE is slowly rebuilding the tag team division. The whole Miz thing is getting annoying is he a heel or face & his promo with Sandow was not great & neither was the match. Fandango vs. Kofi was a good match but it’s sad they both have talent but are going nowhere right now. The main event was great as all 5 men worked hard & delivered a great match. Even Cena with the dropkick & tornado DDT were awesome. The end was good as I look forward to seeing Big E team with Punk & Cena vs. The Shield. I also like that Cena & Bryan are in the title hunt but other stories as well.
Rating For the 12/20/13 SmackDown: 6 out of 10
Well that’s all for this week I will be back next week & be on the lookout for the Andy Awards in a week or so.