It’s Riley’s Main Event
With Riley Ross
Welcome back to Riley’s Main Event where I break down each segment and match on Main Event. At the close of the review I will pick the standout moment, Superstar or Diva of the show and give a brief explanation of my choices. On tonight’s show we have Alex Riley and Josh Matthews on commentary.
Fandango/Big E Langston vs. Usos—Fandango prances around for a moment before Jey mocks him with his own dance moves. Fandango moves to kick him but Uso blocks him. Jey strikes him down and Fandango makes the tag to Big E. Big E takes Jey Uso down. He is making Uso his little bitch, he tags in Fandango again. Fandingus delivers an uppercut but he takes too much time gloating so this gives Jey a chance to take him down. Jey tags in Jimmy Uso and he chases Fandango out of the ring. Jey goes to attack off of the apron but Big E catches him. Here comes Jimmy Uso to make the save. Back from commercial and Fandango is getting his ass handed to him by Jimmy Uso. He starts fighting back and Fandango rolls out of the ring again. He tags in Big E and Jimmy starts chopping away at him. Big E nearly decapitates him with that clothesline. Big E splashes him and goes for a pin but Jimmy kicks out. Here comes Fandango with a reverse chin lock, Uso fights his way out of the hold. Fandango takes him down and goes for the pin but Uso kicks out. Here comes Big E and they double team Uso for a few seconds. Big E starts ramming his shoulder into the midsection of Uso. He spears him in the corner and goes for the pin and once again the Uso kicks out. He goes for an abdominal stretch and starts striking Uso in the midsection. Here comes Fandango to suplex Uso, he goes for the pin but Jimmy kicks out. Fandango goes to the top rope and Uso pulls down the ropes and he lands Fandinglets first on the ropes. While Fandango is outside the ring, Uso kicks him into the barricade. Here comes Big E to toss Fandango into the ring. Jey and Big get tagged in. Jey knocks Fandumbo off of the ring and takes down Big E. While Uso is distracted by the wailing of Fandango, Big E takes down Uso. He goes for the Big Ending but Uso tags in his brother. Jimmy does a crossbody and scores the win. Winners: The Usos
A recap of the Michael Cole with Triple H is shown. Cole asks if Stephanie is using the Big Show to settle her vendettas with other superstars. Triple H says that the Miz brought it on all himself by being a disrespectful asshole. He says that Stephanie told the truth. He calls the Miz a smart ass and Michael Cole laughs. Triple H says he is a smart ass but he can back it up unlike the Miz. Everything that Triple H is saying is the truth.
Big Show vs. Damien Sandow—Sandow handcuffs his precious briefcase to the ring. The match starts off with a weak staredown between the two men. It’s wrestling not a damn mind reading show. Sandow taunts him for a bit and Show slams him down. Sandow rolls out of the ring to hold his precious. He slowly gets back in the ring and goes for a waist lock but Big Show gets out of the hold easily. He is clobbering the intellect out of Sandow. He repeatedly chops away at Sandow. Sandow runs out of the ring again. Once he is back in, he starts attacking Big Show. Sandow tries to launch himself at Sandow but he gets swatted down like a fly. Sandow drops the Elbow of Distain. Sandow puts him in a side headlock and Big Show is struggling to break the hold. He scoops up Sandow and drops him like a hot potato. He knocks him out. Winner: Big Show
He grabs the briefcase and places it on Damien Sandow’s chest before walking away. Hey at least he isn’t crying like a girl who got dumped.
Curtis Axel vs. Justin Gabriel—Axel is accompanied to the ring by Paulrus. The match starts off with chain wrestling. Axel taunts Gabriel before putting him in a side headlock. He dropkicks Gabriel and goes for a pin but Gabriel kicks out. He goes for a side headlock and Gabriel powers out. He puts Axel in the side headlock but Axel sends him flying into the ropes. Gabriel takes him down with a shoulder block. Gabriel is working the left arm of Axel. He goes for a pin but Axel kicks out. Gabriel is driving his elbow into the shoulder of Axel. Gabriel knocks him out of the ring. Paulrus scolds Axel and tells him to get in the ring to kick Gabriel’s ass. Gabriel goes for a sneak attack but Axel sends him flying to the floor. Back from commercial and both men are in the ring fighting it out. Axel goes for a pin but Gabriel kicks out. Here comes another reverse chinlock from Axel while Heyman holds up his title. Gabriel powers to his feet and starts striking back at his opponent. Axel slams him down to the mat and goes for the pin but Gabriel grabs the rope. Axel uses the ropes to stand on Gabriel. He does a backbreaker before going to the top rope. He goes for pin but Gabriel kicks out. They trade blows before Gabriel quits punching. Axel does an elbow drop before sending Gabriel flying into the corner. Gabriel kicks Axel and throws a high elbow. He starts kicking away at Axel before taking him down. He splashes him in the corner and does a crossbody. Gabriel goes for the pin but Axel kicks out. He goes for a moonsault but Axel moves out of the way. He sends Axel crashing into the floor. He throws Axel into the ring but Axel kicks him and does a neckbreaker from the second rope. He goes for the pin but Gabriel kicks out. He suplexes him and goes for the pin but Gabriel kicks out. Gabriel kicks him in the head and connects with the springboard moonsault. He goes for the pin but Axel kicks out at two. Gabriel splashes him in the corner and plants him on the ground. He goes for the pin but Axel kicks out. Axel rolls out of the ring and attacks Gabriel. He goes for a neckbreaker and scores the win. Winner and still lackluster: Curtis Axel
Moment of the Night: This honor goes to the clip shown from the Triple H and Michael Cole interview. Triple H is what’s best for business. Sorry Vince but you need to step down and step away from the WWE.
Superstars of the Night: This honor goes to Big Show. He didn’t cry during this episode so he deserves a treat for that.
In closing, I thought the show was decent. Alex Riley, I like you but dude you need to call JR and see if he can give you pointers. You are so bad on commentary you make me miss Johnny Ace and or Mike Adamle. Please take a few minutes to think before you speak. No one wants to hear your opinion on the superstars, we just want you to call a match. Make sure you all check out http://www.blogtalkradio.com/live-nation-radio-network. We’ll be airing Tuesday at 10pm ET Call in at (347) 945-6363. Have a good night and a better tomorrow.