Andrew B’s Making An Impact For 4/5/12

Hi everybody and welcome to another edition of Making an Impact. This week we will see the return of the Motor City Machine Guns. Also it is the first Impact with Hulk Hogan as General Manger. Also tonight we will find out who will challenge Gail Kim for the Knockout Title at Lockdown. Let’s not waste any more time and let’s make an Impact.

The show starts with a video package highlight everything that happened in the last two weeks with Dixie Carter, “The Icon” Sting and Hulk Hogan.

We see the whole roster and refs around the ring as Sting and Dixie are in the ring and welcome us to the show. Dixie calls out Hulk Hogan and Hogan says it is nice to be back on Impact as GM and he thanks Sting because he would not be back if Sting was not watching his back. Hulk thanks Dixie for giving him a second chance and he says a lot of new things will be happening in TNA. Hogan says at Lockdown Matt Morgan will battle Crimson. Hogan then announces a number one contender match for the Knockouts Title later on Impact and then he calls out Eric Bischoff but Ric Flair comes out and says Hulk does not tell him or anyone what to do. Flair says Bischoff is not here now but he will be here tonight and then Bobby Roode comes out with his security. Hogan says Roode is late but Roode says he follows his own schedule and according to his schedule he is on time. Roode says ask Sting what happens when you push your authority towards the champ because nobody can stop the most dominant World Champ. He says his only mandatory match coming up is at Lockdown when he successfully defends his title against James Storm and he says he is leaving but Hogan says he has a match tonight against Mr. Anderson and that angers Roode. Hogan tells Kurt Angle he will not wrestle Jeff Hardy at Lockdown because he will wrestle him tonight and it is next.

Match 1: Kurt Angle vs. “The Charismatic Enigma” Jeff Hardy:

They start with a lockup and Kurt pushes Hardy into the corner but Hardy comes back and puts Kurt in a headlock and then connects with arm drags and shoulder blocks. Hardy locks in an arm bar but Angle manages to escape the arm bar but Hardy keeps working on the arm. Angle pushes Hardy into the corner and pokes him in the eyes but Hardy comes back with a flying head scissors and Kurt rolls out to the floor. Hardy hits a baseball slide through the ropes and Angle hits his head on the barricade. Angle is now bleeding and Hardy slams his face into the ring steps and then rolls Kurt into the ring. Hardy tries to go in but Kurt kicks him in the chest and Jeff falls to the outside. Hardy gets back in the ring as Angle hits a snap suplex & then locks in a rear chin lock. Hardy fights his way free and runs the ropes but Angle catches him coming off with a back elbow and Hardy goes down again as we go to break. Back from break & Angle charges Hardy in the corner but hits Hardy’s boot, and then Hardy hits Whisper in the Wind. Hardy hits a running forearm and goes for the Twist of Fate but Angle shoves him off into the ropes and catches Hardy in a series of German suplexes. Angle goes for the Angle Slam but Hardy slips out and hits the Twist of Fate, then goes up top for the Swanton. Angle jumps up and runs up the turnbuckle and hits a belly to belly suplex on Hardy. Angle locks in the Angle lock & Hardy fights his way to the ropes, but Angle drags him back out to the middle of the ring. Hardy again tries to crawl to the ropes, and finally manages to kick Angle off and hit an inverted enziguiri. Hardy goes for the Swanton again but Angle pulls the referee to shield him so Hardy gets down and Kurt pushes the ref away and goes for a low blow but Hardy counters and hits clotheslines and right hands. Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate but Angle counters the move & walks out.

Winner: Jeff Hardy by Count Out

Match Rating: *** out of 5

Hogan is backstage applauding Angle as he comes through the curtain and he tells Angle that he can’t run and hide anymore because he will be locked in a steel cage with Jeff Hardy at Lockdown.

We see Flair calling Bischoff on the phone. Flair says he has to get here because it is going down. Bischoff says he is on his way, and Flair says this is an emergency situation.

The Cameraman asks Bully Ray for his thoughts on James Storm vs. Bobby Roode & Bully says that his name is Calfzilla and he’s trending on Twitter even though he’s not even on Twitter. He doesn’t care about Storm and Roode because he’s going to be the next World Champion, and right now he’s going to the ring to take care of a bigger problem. Actually, it’s a really small problem named Austin Aries and he is on his way to the ring and the cameraman focus on his calves.

Bully Ray is in the ring with the microphone, and he wonders why a little guy like Austin Aries would want to piss off a monster like him. Ray says he’s eaten chicken wings and taken craps bigger than Aries and Aries comes out. Aries shushes the crowd and then bashes Ray in the skull with the microphone and starts attacking Ray with punches in the corner Ray then power bombs Aries and Ray picks up the belt and microphone and asks Aries if he knows who he is, then drops the mic and the belt onto Aries and walks off.

Joseph Park is looking in catering for Abyss but the caterer says he hasn’t seen Abyss so Joseph hands him his card & says to call him if he hears anything.

AJ Styles is backstage saying he thinks Storm will have the advantage over Roode at Lockdown, especially if he can hit the Last Call. Storm comes in and says that Hogan told him that he needs to have a match tonight since Roode has one, and he needs someone Phenomenal to help him get ready for Lockdown. AJ says that he’ll do it but wants to warn Storm that he’s way faster than Roode but Storm says that’s fine because, if he can hit the Last Call on AJ he knows he can hit it on Roode.

Match 2: Velvet Sky vs. Mickie James vs. Madison Rayne vs. Winter vs. Tara vs. Angelina Love in a Number One Contender One Fall To A Finish Match:

Two ladies are in at a time to get in the match you must tag in and the first pinfall or submission wins. Tara and Winter start us off and trade wristlocks & Tara slams Winter and hits a standing moonsault & goes for a cover but all four of the other girls come in to break up the pin. Love tags herself in and goes face to face with Winter and they circle one another but Winter tags out to Mickie and Mickie rolls over Angelina with a shoulder block. Mickie cartwheels past a shot from Angelina and connects with a dropkick. Angelina trips Mickie into the second rope but Mickie ducks a clothesline and hits a neck breaker. She pins Love but Madison tries to come in and break up the fall but Mickie moves out of the way and Madison hits Angelina instead. Velvet tags in and goes back and forth with Love until Madison and Tara tag in. Tara shoves Madison into Angelina knocking her to the floor and then hits Madison with a big boot and spinning side suplex. Winter breaks up the cover at 2 and distract the ref which allows Madison to give put her thumb in the eye of Tara. Velvet tags in and Madison hits her finisher on Velvet and then Love hits her finisher on Rayne. Tare hits the Widow’s Peak on Angelina & Winter comes in and hits her finisher on Tara and Mickie hits the DDT on Winter and Velvet hits her finisher to pin Mickie for the win.

Winner: Velvet Sky

Match Rating: ** ½ out of 5

Anderson says tonight he will fight the champ and he will get beat just like at Lockdown. Roode shows up and says Anderson is crazy and he says Anderson can walk away now or else he will hurt him. Roode’s security stapes in and Anderson says he will wait until they get to the ring & show the world that he can beat him.

They show Jeff Hardy and James Storm at a country music award show and Storm says he has the best hair there.

We see footage of Eric Young’s bachelor party. It’s Eric and geeks drinking non-alcoholic wine and they are doing a fantasy baseball draft. ODB shows up and brings in beer and chicken wings. She kicks the geeks out and ODB asks if they can get porn on the computer. She says every night will be a bachelor party once they are married and puts Young’s face in her chest and he looks happy.

Match 3: AJ Styles vs. “Cowboy” James Storm:

They start slow with some chain wrestling and then Storm goes for the Last Call early but AJ rolls out of the way and tells Storm he’s not going to get him with that. Storm hits AJ with a shoulder block followed by AJ going for a dropkick but Storm holds the ropes. AJ hits a dropkick this time and then Storm backdrops but he lands on the apron and then AJ drops to the floor. AJ comes back in and goes for a kick but Storm catches the foot and shoves AJ down and then locks in a side headlock. AJ tries to roll Storm to his back but can’t get him all the way over so he gets back to his feet and they have exchange chops. AJ hits a side backbreaker and then comes off the ropes with a fancy knee drop. AJ goes after Storm’s legs but Storm pulls away so AJ locks in a chin lock instead but Storm elbows his way out and goes for Last Call again only for AJ to dodge it and unloads on Storm with forearms. AJ goes for an Irish whip but Storm reverses and sends AJ into the corner. Storm with a leaping enziguiri and then he goes up to the top rope but AJ recovers and hits a leaping Pelé kick. AJ climbs up top with Storm and goes for a hurricanrana but Storm drops down to the mat and gives AJ the Eye of the Storm. Storm goes for the Code breaker but AJ blocks and locks Storm in the figure four leg lock, and yells at Storm that he can’t throw that kick now. Storm makes it to the ropes and AJ locks in a half crab. Storm kicks AJ off gets hit with another Pelé kick. AJ goes for a leaping forearm in the corner but Storm dodges and AJ lands face first on the top & Storm hits the Last Call for the win. After the match Storm helps AJ to his feet & they shake hands. AJ picks up the beer bottle and hands it to Storm & Storm gets a microphone and tells Roode next week he wants Roode to come out to the ring and look in his eye one last time before Lockdown.

Winner: James Storm

Match Rating: *** out of 5

Hulk and Sting talk backstage and he tells Sting to go home and get healthy so that he can help him. Sting is upset because the doctors will not clear him but Hulk says he has it for now.

Storm celebrates with Montgomery Gentry (the band that sigs Storm’s Theme) & they put over Storm and say that they are partying tonight. Bobby Roode appears and welcomes them to HIS show and Roode spits water on them & his security saves them.

Match 4: Mexican America vs. Motor City Machine Guns:

Mexican America does not get an entrance but they have Sarita and Rosita in their corner. Shelley and Anarquia start us with Shelley in control and then tags in Sabin, who comes off the second rope with a double ax handle. Hernandez gets tagged in but gets a kick to the midsection and Sabin goes for a sunset flip but Hernandez blocks and yanks Sabin up by the neck but Sabin ducks a clothesline and hits a bulldog. Shelley gets tagged in & they hit a series of double team moves then Shelley goes for a tornado DDT but Hernandez just shoves him off. Hernandez hits a shoulder block on Shelley and tags in Anarquia who misses a leapfrog splash in the corner. Shelley takes out Hernandez with a leaping enziguiri and tags in Sabin who hits Anarquia with kicks and a leaping elbow in the corner. Sabin hangs Anarquia up in the Tree of Woe and hits a dropkick to his face. Hernandez breaks up an attempt at the cradle shock driver but Shelley saves Sabin from the Border Toss then they hit the skull and crossbones for the win. After the match Sabin gets a microphone and says they are the Motor City Machine Guns & they want the TNA World Tag Team Title.

Winners: Motor City Machine Guns

Match Rating: ** out of 5

Ric Flair catches up to Eric Bischoff backstage and tells him what Hogan’s doing and Bischoff says Hogan needs to know that Flair is a two time Hall of Famer and that he has nothing to worry about.

Hulk Hogan says that a little bird told him that Eric Bischoff has arrived after being conveniently absent earlier and invites him down to the ring. Eric comes to the top of the ramp and says it’s ironic that they wound up at opposite ends of the spectrum after all they’ve been through together. Eric says he never would have thought they’d wind up trying to undermine each other, but it makes sense because there are too many differences between them to name, and the biggest one is that Hogan’s not a leader, he doesn’t have a vision for others to base their lives and careers on. Eric says Hulk is an opportunist while Bischoff is a true leader. Hogan says he’s the leader of blowing hot air and since Eric’s such a great leader instead of Garett and Gunner in the cage how about Eric puts together his finest team & Garett puts together a team of his own and all the business gets taken care of at Lockdown. If Eric’s team wins then Garett will never wrestle in Impact Wrestling again but if Garett wins then Eric is going to hit the road and will never be allowed to use the Bischoff name again. Bischoff says we got a deal so Hogan says that at Lockdown this thing between Eric and Garett ends one way or another.

A video package is shown hyping up Storm vs. Roode at Lockdown & Storm’s family talking about how much it hurt Storm to have Roode turn on him like that, and what Roode’s in for at Lockdown.

Main Event: Mr. Anderson vs. Bobby Roode in a Non-Title Match:

The ref kicks Roode’s security out of the ringside area and then Anderson attacks Roode and tosses him into the ring to start the match. Roode catches Anderson with a knee to the groin and a vertical suplex followed by a leaping knee drop. Roode hits a chop in the corner and rams Anderson’s face into the turnbuckle then throws Anderson into the corner and then falls to the mat. Anderson comes back with a series of clotheslines and a back body drop. Roode goes for his finisher but Anderson counters and goes for a neck breaker but Roode counters and pushes Anderson into the ref. Roode goes to the outside and Anderson follows and brings him back in the ring but Roode has a beer bottle in his hand and smashes on the head of Anderson for the win as Anderson is bleeding.
Winner: Bobby Roode

James Storm and Hulk Hogan come out to the ring and Roode leaves but Hogan announces that he’s reversing the decision and making Anderson the winner of this match.
Winner: Ken Anderson by DQ

Match Rating: * ½ out of 5

Roode says screw Hogan and he can kiss his championship ass and tells Storm he will see him at Lockdown.


Impact was very good this week and better than I thought it would be with Hulk Hogan in charge. The Styles vs. Storm match and Hardy vs. Angle were both very good. The main event was okay but the Knockout Match was good and should be checked out. The bad thing about the Knockout match was that Velvet pinned Mickie for the win even though Mickie was not legal. The opening promo was decent as there was a lot going on. The Eric Bischoff and Hogan promo was okay but there was a lot of Hogan on the show. Not much to say about the tag match except it is nice to see the Guns back and good to see Sabin back. The Austin Aries and Bully Ray promo was good as they could have a nice feud and I like Aries as a face now. The EY bachelor party was nothing special but I expect a good wedding.

Overall Rating for the 4/5/12 Impact: 8 out of 10

Next Week on Impact:

The Lethal Lockdown Teams Are Announced

The Motor City Machine Guns will call out the Tag Champs

Eric Young and ODB get married

James Storm will call out Bobby Roode

Velvet Sky & Mickie James vs. Gail Kim & Madison

Updated Lockdown Card:

Main Event for the TNA World Title:Bobby Roode (c) vs. James Storm

LETHAL LOCKDOWN: Team Eric Bischoff vs. Team Garett Bischoff

STEEL CAGE MATCH: “The Charismatic Enigma” Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle

STEEL CAGE: WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: Motor City Machine Guns vs. Magnus & Samoa Joe



STEEL CAGE MATCH: “The Blueprint” Matt Morgan vs. Crimson


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One Response to Andrew B’s Making An Impact For 4/5/12

  1. Riggs says:

    Not a bad week this week. TNA i really hope they keep it going its a company i love then hate etc..

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